人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆

B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

S: Bajie,map!

E: (摸出，递给S)

S: Look,master (凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E)

T: Bajie!  How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh, master! Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

E: But……

T: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing! Map?

E: (递)Here. Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger  Mountain! Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.

S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will……….

S: You will what(凶相)?

E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).

S: Hm!

T:(轻咳)Wukong, factually, I am a bit hungry. Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see, master is hungry, too!

T: Baijie! Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..

T: Em…….It is a problem. Wukong,do you have any idea?

S: No problem!(安装) (B已躲在一旁偷看)

E: This is…..?

S: Electric net! I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!

S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm! Electric net? You are too childish.(变成B1)

B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry, lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord, and three people are enough.

B1: (在一旁观看)Oh, Chance! Bomb!

T: Bomb?(打出)

B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady, you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)

S: (回来，看见B1)Oh, monster!(上前就打)

B1: (倒)Ah……

T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what you have done! She is my teacher!

S: She is a monster!

T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)

S: Oh, please don’t……

T: It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)

S: Please, Please, oh, no……(痛苦抱头)

T: (呛住，咳)Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!

B: (真身出现)Hm! Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)

B2: Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No, sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)

S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)

E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T: Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)

S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T: (想阻止，未及)You, you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!

S: No, they are not human beings! They are created by monster!

T: Monster? You are a real monster! Never let me see you, go!!

S: (悲，离去)(音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》

E: Master, brother Monkey is.......

T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!

B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)

T: (惊)You are......

B: How foolish you are , Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)

B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood ,ha, ha......

S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.

T: Wukong?

E: Oh, Brother Monkey!

J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master, your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!

T: How ,how did you find out?

S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)

N: Excuse me, where is the criminal?

S; Ah......you are too late , Nezha! (对T)I've called the police.

N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)

S: What?

T: I'm sorry.

S: Em? Louder, please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)

T: Let's go ,guys!( 歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.

E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.

J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.

T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.

T: One after the other the seasons go by, and one after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.

T.S.E.J: You wonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......